Wii U

[The Doctor (as portrayed by Matt Smith)]

You keep calling it a "tablet", you technically illiterate boob. It is
not a tablet, it is a thin client, essentially a dumb terminal. The
video on it has to be streamed from the Wii-U main console and even
Nintendo has said the stream distance is very limited, like needing to
be in the same room. It has very little processing capability on-board
and can only handle a limited range of Nintendo-specific apps. It is
not anywhere close to even being a low end tablet.

It looks like a tablet.
It has a touch screen like a tablet.
It will run "apps" like a tablet.
I dunno, it seems awfully tablet-y to me, and you know what they say about
things that look, walk and quack like a duck...
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It's not broken.  It's...advanced.

Pay no attention to bilgemerk. My phone is smarter then that stupid
asshole perkoff.

[The Doctor (as portrayed by Matt Smith)]

It looks like a tablet.
It has a touch screen like a tablet.
It will run "apps" like a tablet.
I dunno, it seems awfully tablet-y to me, and you know what they say about
things that look, walk and quack like a duck...

Or in your case, if it thinks like a retard and it posts like a
retard....

Wow, really?
Just about every hands-on article from e3 on the Wii-U's new controller
compared it to the iPad in terms of specs, capabilities, features, etc.
So you're calling all of them retards as well?
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It's not broken.  It's...advanced.

Pay no attention to that bilgemerk wannabe. That stupid asshole
perkoff throws its immature spamtruns because of all the coal Uncle
Sam left in its stocking (while it's still wearing them, what a
PoS3tard.)